As a country that just saw an adult woman’s rights ignored by the Supreme Court and witnessed the brutal burning of a man because of “love jihad,”
“They fit,” I cry with no small amount of triumph from inside a changing room of a popular high-street store.
The dating scene is savage these days. So much so that even Disney characters have taken to Tinder to find true love (or an honest-to-god decent f*ck!) We hunted down their profiles for your swiping pleasure.
Dear Marks And Spencer,
Have you – the whole lot of you that makes and sells and distributes lovely lingerie across the world – ever slept with a fat woman?